Guide to Visiting an All-American Home

An instructional zine on how to comport yourself as an immigrant or child-of-immigrants guest when visiting an All-American household without embarrassing yourself or bringing shame upon your entire community. Here are some excerpts.

Cover art for "A Guide To Visiting An All-American Home for Immigrant Children"
Example from Guide to ... All-American Home -- "Remember: APE your hosts. (A)sk (P)ermission (E)very Time before you do or touch anything in their home."
Example from Guide to ... All-American Home -- "Also, it's not an acronym. Literally ape your hosts. You will have to ape a lot of things to fit in even if they make no sense."
Example from Guide to ... All-American Home -- "If you are invited to stay for dinner, choose a candidate whose mannerisms you can follow. If they say grace, murmur along without standing out vocally. Compliment the cooking."
Example from Guide to ... All-American Home -- "Example: if they serve rodents with sour cream, do not mention that your family eats insects with mayonnaise. Do not ask for mayonnaise to make your meal more familiar. Reclassify your family's ways as incorrect or weird and your friend's family's ways as being proper, normal and American."